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You take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with his cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.

Cut some pubes and apply it to the jizz to form a beard. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog; thus, the pink glove. Hot sex story tamil. Dirty sanchez cleveland steamer. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. Plenty of dictionaries have examples culled from literature and other media.

Facts of the Great Chuck Norris. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Something else is added every time I read it. When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. This is a variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

No matter how long the man reaps the benefits of his efforts, he can now be content with the fact that he has committed the coveted Southern Trespass. Flat chested lesbian porn. Everything depends upon execution; having just a vision is no solution. If anyone wants to add to this entry, they should provide reliable sources.

You then squat over her face facing her feet. She will look like an angry dragon. When she turns around ejaculate in her face.

When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum. The act of removing a person's eye unless you really luck out and find someone who's already lost one and fucking the gaping hole left in its place. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it Hummer While sucking on your rod, she emits a low humming noise.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward.

More Funny Pictures to check out: After convincing some girl to give you a little ass munching action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of diarrhea and sit there and laugh as it runs down her face and body. This is the kind of thing that will appear in sensationalistic news reports and blonde, blow-dried commentators will ask school board officials to comment on. Mathias Hagen is currently reading it Jan 08, The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunk-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partner's legs while chewing box.

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You then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. Hot anime porn lesbian. Views Read Edit View history.

Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. When you're muff diving and in order to look up at the girl you drag your whole face through her snatch, nose proudly leading the way, parting that nasty labia. Dirty sanchez cleveland steamer. There are no discussion topics on this book yet. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog; thus, the pink glove.

Chanting 'I'm the Master, I'm the Master' will add to this feeling. A fun variation on this is to turn around just as she wakes up, put her dentures in your ass and start screaming at her like a wild talking asshole which, of course, you are.

As it stands, the article, and articles like it, help to clarify things for people they might never dare ask polite company. When she turns her heard thinking you blew your load, blow it in one of her eyes.

Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together Blumpkin You need to find a real tramp to do this right. Kirill rated it liked it Aug 05, The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms.

What's in the article now is one sentence containing the information that everyone agrees with and no one disputes. While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Naked kimber james. Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. Deshunwoods marked it as to-read Apr 22, Two people dig up the corpse of the recently deceased. Click here to return to infohip. When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking you're going to get laid, and from all of the drinks you've been feeding her all night long, she passes out on the bed right before you get your pants off.

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The semen and blood combine to create strawberry shortcake. If you wish to start a new discussion or revive an old one, please do so on the current talk page. Another one involving oral sex. You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month.

When your eating a girl out backwards and she orgasms, she loses all control and shits on your head. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch. Old mom tgp. Or you can smack your penis on her forehead. Kimmy marked it as to-read Sep 24, Bonnie DaRienzo marked it as to-read Nov 20, I will send you the funniest stuff I have found on the Net.

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The act of using your "glue stick" and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. Abdullah is currently reading it Dec 05, Flush the toilet for effect.

Open Preview See a Problem? Keep this stuff out. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can. Anytime you fuck a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you. If anyone wants to add to this entry, they should provide reliable sources.

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